Accept no imitations ☆ Staffies ☆ 30 year old Pureblood Human ☆ Mousie
So, you want to hear about DHAMPIRS, huh? Alight, here’s what you need to know.
When either a mummy human and a daddy vampire or a mummy and daddy dhampir love each other very much (even if only for a single encounter) the offspring that results will be a dhampir, one of the most evolutionary fortunate and naturally gifted creatures on the face of the planet. Though often shunned for their lineage a dhampir is born with many of the strengths and abilities of a vampire and almost none of the weaknesses... those lucky fugmunchers. The only downer is that most dhampirs don't make it to birth, and usually males are more likely to make it than females.
Did you know that, while not immortal, they age much slower than humans? Seriously, imagine being in your twenties for seventy years: that is the awesomeness of the dhampir. Or how about their naturally imbued charms and powers of seduction: does that do anything for you? Combine this with their physical strength, speed, limited psychic ability and born magical talent without the innate need to consume blood (though it does help) and you’ve got yourself a winner.
The only downside for the dhampir is their aversion to sunlight. It doesn’t burn them to cinders like it would a normal vampire, but that still doesn’t mean they have to like it. It still burns. Bah, who needs the sun anyway? Their skin is ultra sensitive too, to certain types of clothes and fabrics. Go figure.
So, where can you sign up to become one of these amazing creatures? You can’t. It’s not like being a vampire. You have to be born one to get all that cool stuff. I know, what a rip job, right?